Madonna gets Jesus kabbalahised!

If rumours are to be believed, Madonna has become quite the preacher of the Kabbalah faith, because she has supposedly managed to convert her strict Catholic beau! Jesus Luz, sources say, is now a follower of the Kabbalah faith, thanks to Madonna’s religious influence!

"Jesus's family are very traditional and quite religious, so this news is sure to come as something of a shock. But Jesus is totally taken with Madonna and is slightly in awe of her," said a source. "He has joined an online Kabbalah group and is keen to become an active member. Madonna has also offered to take him to the Kabbalah centre in New York and he is exceedingly keen to take her up on that."